A Kid Like Me You know I think it’s a really good thing that Mother’s don’t know what they’re getting into ahead of time. I mean, who would have signed up for a kid like me? I can think of people who would have signed me away! Gladly. But not you Mom. Blood must be thicker than water. You deserve a great Mother’s Day. And if you loan me some dough, I’ll buy you something nice. I Promise!
Mom's Revenge Let’s see. I know there were times when you wanted to give me away, because you told me so. Mom, I know I was a pain but you were right about one thing. I did grow up and have a kid just like me. Revenge must be sweet because you sure have a smile on your face. Happy Mother’s Day.
As Good as it Gets I never do what I’m told. I can’t remember what my chores are. I can’t stand my siblings and I don’t care if I ever do my homework again. Mom – this may be a good as it gets. But I love you and hope you have a great Mother’s Day. That’s today, right?
Cell Phone Mom, for once I’m actually using this cell phone for the reason you bought it for me. To let you know what’s going on. NO, I’m not in trouble and I don’t need a ride home. I haven’t been drinking and there’s nothing wrong. I just wanted to say, Happy Mother’s Day. You’re the best. Oh, and I need some more minutes on the plan…to stay in touch with you, of course.
Capitalist Holiday Mother’s Day is just another one of those artificial holidays created by a capitalist regime that oppresses its people and robs them of their free will to determine how they relate to one another. Just think. All that money on a higher education for me. You must be so proud. Oh, what the heck. Happy Mother’s Day. Oh, I feel so dirty.
A Mother's Love Mom, it’s been said that a mother’s love is like no other. Well, that must be true because you sure put up with a lot with me and loved me anyway. On this special day I want you to know how much that love means to me and how it’s guided me my whole life. Thanks for being there and for being such a wonderful Mother.
You Lifted Me Up I can’t imagine what my life would have been like without you in it Mom. You’ve always been there for me, even when I couldn’t see my own value and gifts. You lifted me up and also took me down a peg or two when necessary. Your love has made me a better person and a better parent for my own kids. Thank you, from the bottom of my heart. Happy Mothers’ Day.
Single Mom It couldn’t have been easy for you to bring up a family on your own, but you did it Mom and you did it with grace, style and a whole lot of love. I’m so glad to have you in my life. You mean the world to me. Happy Mother’s Day.
Role Model Happy Mother’s Day to a woman who has been a role model for her family and everyone around her. You're really special Mom and you probably don’t even know how much you’ve done for me. This is a special day and you are a special person. Enjoy it and know that I’m grateful for everything you’ve done for me all through my life.
I celebrate You You celebrated my successes, not matter how small. You nursed me when I was sick and helped me learn how to be a good person, friend, and mate. You're a role model, friend, and mentor. You're the greatest Mother in the world and I celebrate you today. Happy Mother’s Day, Mom.
