Rock My World So I wanted to call and tell you something on our anniversary – that I truly appreciate how you fight for our marriage. Because honestly? It’s the most important thing in my world. Baby, you rock my world. Happy anniversary!
Sending you all my love Well, you know I’m not the most verbal guy in the world. So that’s why I’m telling you this way. I love you with all my heart and soul, and I thank God for every year we’ve been together. Sending you all my Love, Happy anniversary!
Again Forgot Hi honey! Once again I forgot our anniversary, so I’m getting this person to phone you and apologize for me. And to tell you, don’t worry, I’m gonna make it up to you, I Promise! One thing I’ll never forget – is that’s how lucky I am to have you. I love you with all my heart. Happy Anniversary!
Happy Anniversary Bitch Every anniversary that goes by, I just want to call you up and say “Sorry, I know I’m a jerk sometimes - but what can I say! Happy anniversary “Bitch”!
Most beautiful woman I keep trying to find creative ways to convince you that you’re the most beautiful woman in the world. This message is one more way. Happy anniversary to the love of my life. I love you. And I’ll see you soon!!
The real anniversary Okay, I’ve only got a few seconds to say this: You are the best husband in the world, the best father there ever was, a great provider, hard-working, kind, and best of all, baby, you are terrific in …….okay have to keep it clean, but I’ll be waiting for you when you get home for the real anniversary.
Remind You Hi sweetie. Happy anniversary! Yes, that’s right, it’s our anniversary, but this year, instead of getting all sad because I had to remind you, I’m using this service instead. Didn’t you marry a smart lady? Can’t wait to see what you buy me. Love, Me. You’re Lover!
Anniversary Today Hello love of my life. Did you remember it’s our anniversary today? I couldn’t wait to tell you how much I cherish you, how much I need you, how lucky I feel to be married to you. There, now I’ve told you – so I guess this will have to do for now. I love you. See you soon.
Hi Sexy - Celebrate Hi sexy. I’m thinking thoughts about you that I can’t say because I was raised to be a good girl. This message isn’t allowed to say them, either, but I can tell you that I can’t wait till you get home tonight so we can – well, you know – celebrate our anniversary. Giggle giggle !!
Take my Breath Away Hi there. I got thinkin about you at work, and oh, man, I can’t work when I thinkin about you at work. You still take my breath away. I thought I’d call and tell you myself, but – gheesh !!! I’m at a loss for words. Happy anniversary sweetie!
Kiss and Cuddle I know I don't kiss and cuddle you as often as I should, but I am male after all! How I show you I love you is by renting Rambo V and taking time out of my day to sit on the couch and let you watch it with me! ( BIG FART sound ) Oh yea, Happy Anniversary Babe!!!
Thank you Viagra (MALE VOICE) Life with you is like a light switch dimmer. My life was dim, but every day it gets brighter, every year it grows…………bigger……………. (Loud) THANK YOU VIAGRA!!!! Happy Anniversary WA HOOO!!!
You Stink You cook, clean, wash my clothes; pick the fuzz out of my toe nails when you’re undressing me for sex. You never shower before we do the nasty and yet that aroma has stayed with me forever. You’re my forever. Happy Anniversary!!
Thank you Viagra (FEMALE VOICE) Life with you is like a dimmer switch. My life was dim, but every day it gets brighter, and brighter. Every year it grows…………bigger and bigger……………. (Loud) THANK YOU VIAGRA!!!! Happy Anniversary WA HOOO!!!
Tub Ring Love Year after year of scrubbing your ring from the tub, but after each time you've invited me in. My my love you is like that ring. It goes around forever.
