Bathroom Wall I don’t care what it says on the bathroom wall… you are one awesome person.
Better Luck Next Time Don’t feel bad, you tried your best. Even though you failed miserably and everyone laughed, I’m sure you’ll have better luck next time!
So You Got Dumped So you got dumped. Big Deal… it’s not the end of the world. Look on the bright side, your mother still thinks you’re handsome.
Tough Day, Cheer Up!! I couldn’t help notice you’re having a tough day. Well cheer up, because everything is going to be fantastic… I guarantee it.
The Test I know you’re stressed out about the test tomorrow… but don’t worry, you’ll do fine, because “you’re ways smarters than mes is” Good luck buddy. Keep your pencils sharp.
Amazing What You Did It takes a good person to do something nice, but it takes somebody completely amazing to do what you did. Thank you for everything.
Missed The Bus So you missed the bus on that one. Don’t worry my friend, another one comes around every 15 minutes.
Best Loser I know losing is hard, but damn-it, you do it so well there should be a prize. You are the best loser ever!!!
Getting Fired Sucks I know getting fired sucks, but it’s not the end of the world. You’re talented, funny, entertaining. Hey !! Those are all the skills you need… to join the circus. Just kidding pal, you’re awesome.
Sorry To See You Go We’re sorry to see you go. I know you really have to, but just remember… you’ll always be in each and everyone of our hearts. Good luck on an amazing future.
