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I need your forgiveness

Luke Chapter 7 says "her many sins have been forgiven - for she loved much. But he who has forgiven little, loves little.” I’m sorry. And I need your forgiveness.

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Broken Glass

I’ve been sitting here trying to think up ways to say I’m sorry. I thought of crawling to you on my knees over broken glass, but that would just get blood all over you. Then I found this telephone greeting thing. I know it’s not as good as a knee full of broken glass, but it does say I’m really, really sorry.

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Most Talking

They say the one doing the most talking is the one who is wrong. And if I remember correctly, it’s been yours truly who’s been doing the most talking lately. So now I’m gonna say just one more thing, and I’m gonna say it real quiet: "I’m sorry."

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Apologizing

Once there was this girl who had a real issue about apologizing, even when he knew she was wrong. Even when she knew he was terribly, terribly wrong. Yeah – this girl? – she was a pretty big jerk. Yup. And....this girl? – well, she’s me. I’m so sorry.

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Not Right With My World

I was trying to figure out why I was feeling so down, and then I realized it was because I’m not right with the world. And I’m not right with the world because I’m not right with you – because you’re my world. Will you tell me how I can make it right? I’m sorry.

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Head Bitten Off

There’s only one thing worse than calling someone to apologize when you know you’re going to get your head bitten off. What’s worse than that? Knowing that you deserve to get your head bitten off. Call you later when I’ve had a chance to say goodbye to my head.

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I'm Dumb

So lately I’ve been saying, “I’m right,” and “I’m angry,” and “I’m gone.” Been saying things like that. But today I got thinking about it and decided that I’m dumb. Because to the most important person in the world, I should just be saying the two most important words in the English language: I’m sorry.

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Little Devil In You

You know the little devil that sits on everyone’s shoulder? Well, I’m the little devil that made her say that stupid thing the other day. So she’s making me call to say the devil really did make her do it. She’s so down about it, even I feel sorry for her. And the little angel that sits on her shoulder? She’s going to make her call you in person later.

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Spending Lots of Money

Hi. I’m just sending this message to tell you how sorry I am. I feel terrible about it, and I’m going to make it up to you. I don’t know how yet – but I’m pretty sure part of making it up to you will involve spending lots of money. One thing for sure, I promise that it won’t happen again - ever. Talk to you later.