Cheapskate Congratulation I just heard the wonderful news, however buying you a present at such a late date would be considered bad form. But congratulations anyway.
New Business To paraphrase writer Elbert Hubbard: "One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary people. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary person." I think your extraordinary and wish you congratulations on your new business venture.
You've only just begun I want you to know that the universe is filled with magic and you’ve only just begun. Congratulations on this phenominal achievement. Now go kick ass!
Road of life When you travel down the road of life, there will be stones placed before your pathway. As long as you have each other, these stones will be mere pebbles on the road of life. Congratulations.
Marriage is a learning experience Congratulations. Marriage is a learning experience. Putting the toilet lid down. Picking up socks. Babies! Learning how to muffle your parent’s snoring with a pillow. Great cooking experiments. The Zen of vaccuuming. And especially learning how to tolerate them when they start looking like their parents.
New Arrival (A) Congratulations on your new arrival, a baby will love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bank rolls smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten and the future worth living for. Enjoy every second!
Break out the champagne…. Break out the champagne. Shout from the tallest mountian. Dance like you have never danced before and laugh out loud. You did it! Congratulations.
New Resident Heard there's a new resident at your address. Happiness. Laughter. Thousands of photos. Hearts full of joy. Congratulations and kind wishes for everything wonderful.
New Arrival (B) Congratulations on your new arrival! Here's a cute quote from Elinor Smith. "It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money." Enjoy. Have fun. Take naps!
Little Girls Little girls are precious gifts sent to us wrapped in roses and rainbows. Congratulations on your new arrival.
Cuddle Babies-there dreams you can cuddle. Congratulations and warmest wishes to you all.
Gods Miracles What great news about the little addition to your family. Some of God's Most Wonderful Miracles are small. Congratulations on your new baby.
New Arrival (C) Congratulations on your new arrival. If you've been wondering when you'll begin to feel and act normal again. It's the first day the kid is in college. Just Kidding - enjoy this terrific time.
Big Day Close Well, I guess the big day is getting really close. I overheard this at my doctor's office the other day: A lady asked the doctor about the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? He answered: Childbirth. I hope yours is a wondrous experience. And when you get a few minutes - in a few weeks - - - call me.
Marriage - Shut-up Congratulations you guys. I love what Ogden Nash wrote about marriage: To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the wedding cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right ...shut up.
Marriage 2 My greatest wish for the two of you is that through the years, your love for each other will so deepen and grow, that years from now you will look back on your wedding day, as the day you loved each other the least. Congratulations on the beginning of your life together.
God Bless As you begin your married life, May God bless your home with Health and Happiness and grant you many years together.
The Journey Congratulations on your marriage. And though the journey has just begun, Best wishes for you both - - - for years to come.
Divorce Congratulations on your divorce! One woman says to another, "Isn't your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other woman replies, "Why, yes, it is. I married the wrong man." Have fun in your whole new life. And give me a call - I know all the best clubs!
